Wheatlyplz

I have lost count how many days I've been up here. Not because I'm a moron or anything, it's just that my internal clock broke and I may have gone into orbit around the moon. Also, whoever said the moon was made of cheese was a big, fat liar. It's just rocks. Rocks, rocks, rocks. Space core is still going on about space. Right now, he's talking to himself about how space is even more amazing if you spin around in circles going 'YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH'. He's a mystery that one. I wonder when I'll get close enough to Earth to re-enter it's atmosphere. Oooh, but I'll get even more broken once I hit the ground. Yeah, better not think about it. It's

Testing... testing... one, two, three... Oh good, I didn't die. You know, they told me if I made an account here I would die. I feel like they just lie to me for no reason... oh well... Alright... got an account on a human website... cool... ... now what? I was told there was delicious cake around here... *sigh* It was a lie, wasn't it?